How to Talk Dirty to a Cyclist
Rated 18A. If you are easily offended please do not read on… This is meant to be light hearted and funny.
1. Let’s ride hard and fast together and see who comes first!
2. Put the fun between your legs.
3. It’s as hard as titanium but as smooth as carbon.
4. Sprint finish for KOM?
5. I want to grease your gears.
6. Let’s go tandem.
7. I love your nice sleek smooth frame!
8. I’m in the mood for a hard and bumpy ride.
9. Ring my bell.
10. If you want euphoric pleasure beyond your dreams that can last all weekend, look no further it’s between my legs. So grab my handle bars , shift into gear and make sure your tire pressure is set for this ride. Oh yes, and you will need lots of water, extra oil, and eye protection. Hold on tight there are quite a few hills ahead. Your feet are going to be clipped in so you can pump hard. Go ahead and scream with delight anytime you feel the need to. We are on a highway to the pleasure dome.
