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Tour De France Joke

December 29, 2013 by Lee Agur

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Tour De France Joke

tour de france jokeA man stands atop a building obviously ready to commit suicide. A negotiator is sent in to talk him down.

“Mate, don’t do it, think of your family!”, says the negotiator.

“They’re all dead,” replies the man.

“Oh. Well your friends then.”

“Don’t have any.”

“Pets? Work colleagues? Associations?”

“Run over, sacked, asked to leave.”

“Well think of all the great sporting events to look forward too, the World Cup, the Superbowl, the Tour de France!”

“Tour de France, what’s that?”

“Jump, ya bastard!”

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